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I think the following joke contains error: The joke number 228 at "Passed Jokes" robot http://www.kulichki.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/tiger/an_r.cgi Sex For Dummies Exam DIRECTIONS: Please complete the following problems. You may use a scratch piece of paper for your calculations which must be turned in with your exam. SHOW ALL WORK! Use only a #2 pencil. You have 20 minutes to complete the exam. 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. [True] or [False] 2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. [True] or [False] 3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. [True] or [False] 4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. [True] or [False] 5. The clitoris is a type of flower. [True] or [False] 6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. [True] or [False] 7. Semen is a term for sailors. [True] or [False] 8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. [True] or [False] 9. Testicles are found on an Octopus. [True] or [False] 10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. [True] or [False] 11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. [True] or [False] 12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. [True] or [False] 13. Coitus is a musical instrument. [True] or [False] 14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. [True] or [False] 15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. [True] or [False] 16. A condom is a large apartment complex. [True] or [False] 17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. [True] or [False] 18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. [True] or [False] 19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. [True] or [False] 20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. [True] or [False] 21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. [True] or [False] 22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. [True] or [False] 23. Pornography is the business of making records. [True] or [False] 24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin. [True] or [False] 25. Douche is the French word for "twelve." [True] or [False] Time's up! Put your pencil's down. Turn your results in to your significant other, so they know what they are dealing with.